Wayward is just another way of saying troublemaking, and before I could say, 'No, wait, I think there's been some kind of mistake,' I was shipped off to the Rocky Mountains for a week of total attitude realignment. the Skull Keeper), forced me to take part in The Program, a kind of prison camp in the woods for 'wayward students.' Escape to Australia ebook &mid Middle School By James Patterson. I'm not perfect.īut for me, not getting kicked out of school is seriously awesome, bordering on miraculous and hunkering down right next door to flat-out impossible.įor example, it seems like only yesterday that the seriously scary new vice principal at Hills Village, the knuckle-crunching Charlotte P. Not even suspended! Detention, well… let's not go that far. The creator of and Middle School, he founded JIMMY Patterson to publish books that young readers will love. Since we last spoke, I have NOT been expelled. James Patterson is the world’s bestselling author. We'll get to the zombies later because the BIG news to start off with isn't mutant brain-eaters, it's that (drumroll, please!) I, Rafe Khatchadorian, have managed to stay enrolled at Hills Village Middle School for more than a minute. On a good day-like, a really good day-I look like this: Three weeks ago I didn't know a single person in Australia, let alone a zombie, and now I had a baying mob of the undead at the front door.

It takes a lot to make that many Australian zombies mad, but I, Rafe Khatchadorian, had managed it in just a few short weeks.

In a weird way, though, a small part of me was kind of proud. Call me selfish, but I want to keep as much of my blood as I possibly can, for as long as I can. James Patterson A Little Ferry Tale Only 9. Very specifically, they wanted my blood, which was a real problem. The seriously messed-up truth was that these guys wanted BLOOD-and lots of it. That hope faded quickly when they started chanting: 'WE WANT RAFE! WE WANT RAFE!' Well lm here to tell ya we got it coming out of our arse' Sir Les Patterson, Australian Cultural Attache to the Court of St James. It could be that the zombies had other delicious victims in mind besides the untasty and downright bony Rafe Khatchadorian of Hills Village. RT IainSankey: 'Theres a rumour going round that theres no culture down in Australia.

Used Very Good (1 available) Former library book used book that is in excellent condition.Despite the pitchforks, there was, however, one tiny ray of hope that I could cling to: maybe it wasn't me they were after.

Escape to Australia by James Patterson